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Drop the evidence.
Upload your résumé or paste the profile text. No onboarding maze. No fake personality quiz.
Career feedback, unprofessionally delivered
One résumé.
Zero mercy.
Upload your résumé or paste profile text. Roastfolio returns one brutally funny, oddly accurate paragraph made to screenshot, quote, and send directly to the group chat.
First roast free No signup wall Screenshot bait
Roastfolio.exe
LIVE / 10 SECDrop your résumé or profile text
One roast. No mercy.
Incoming roast
Savage“You've listed ‘strategic thinker’ three times, which is impressive for someone whose last promotion was a lateral move with snacks.”
Screenshot approved
Savage. Shareable. Unforgettable.
The product is the punchline.
Roastfolio does one thing fast: turns your professional origin story into a quote-worthy paragraph. The screenshot leaving the app is the marketing budget.
The evidence locker
Private by defaultDrop the résumé.
Paste your profile text or upload a text-based PDF. We only use it to make this roast, then the evidence stays between us.
The roast card
Your future
screenshot.
One sharp paragraph. One final line built for the group chat. The damage appears here.
Screenshot-ready at every size
The loop
Upload.
Roast.
Repeat.
No dashboard archaeology. No “tell us about yourself” icebreaker. Just clean input, immediate heat, and one result worth passing around.
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Take the hit.
Roastfolio finds the buzzwords, plot twists, and suspiciously broad skill sets—then says the quiet part loud.
03
Make it everyone’s problem.
Your roast arrives as one screenshot-ready paragraph with a punchline built for the group chat.
Savage, not sloppy
Brutal enough to be funny. Fair enough to share yourself.
Roast standard
We roast the résumé, not the person. Every line aims for the gap between “that's rude” and “okay, that's exactly what my skills section sounds like.”
Before you upload
Fair questions. Unfair answers.
Your move
Give HR the day off.
We'll handle the feedback.
Upload it, take the hit, and send the best line where it belongs. Your first roast is free.
Roast my résumé